This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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