Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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