I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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