i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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