Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My penis needs a shock collar
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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