I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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