i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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