I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
