I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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