Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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