i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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