he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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