youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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