would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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