WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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