I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Randomize
