at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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