Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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