Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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