I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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