she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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