with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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