Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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