I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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