yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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