Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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