Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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