Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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