I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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