There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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