dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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