oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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