i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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