so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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