Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I could fuck to npr.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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