just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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