come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
its not stalking. its research.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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