pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
