its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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