Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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