great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
