I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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