My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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