When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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