glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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