Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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