your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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