Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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