I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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