So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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