do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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