And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
its liver damage thursday
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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