3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have fence marks all over my body
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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