Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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