THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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