I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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