So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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