its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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